I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.
I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me.
How does the sea say hello to the sand?
It waves.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it?
In case there's a salad dressing.
