My friend didn't believe me when I said I'd built a car out of noodles.
You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Where do pigs keep their money?
In the piggy bank.
What should you do if an astronaut is upset?
Give him some space.
How do you calm down a baby astronaut?
Rocket.
My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn't know he did.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
B'caaars!
I have a phobia about speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.
I've got a great joke about procrastination... I'll tell you later.
